"Well, I don't know if she got the emails, texts, tweets and snaps I sent. Guess I'll walk next door and ask her."
Connected But Not Reached Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the bittersweet feeling of being connected but not reached? Our collection of creative gifts offers a playful and heartfelt way to share your sentiment, blending wit and warmth. Whether for a friend, loved one, or yourself, these items beautifully symbolize the complex emotions of closeness and distance, making your message both memorable and meaningful. Explore our curated selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to evoke connection and nuance.
'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
WiFi Signals
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'
"Who can we call?"
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."
"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."
3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.
"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."
Cable Bill.
"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."
Mobile Phones
"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."
"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."
The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)
'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'
Unplugged.
"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."
"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."
"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."
Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?
"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."
Symbiotic Connections
"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"
Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.
"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."
"She's a lover, not a fighter."
"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."
Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.
Ski cannon.
Online Couples Therapy
After 15 years Mike was released
Connected But Not Reached Gifts Collection
Connected But Not Reached Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that beautifully capture the essence of feeling connected but not reached. Perfect for daily reflection or heartfelt gifting.
Connected But Not Reached Pillows
Find pillows that comfort and convey the nuanced emotions of connection and distance. Style your space with meaningful designs.
Connected But Not Reached Prints
Decorate your home with prints that speak to the complex emotions of being connected but not reached. Perfect for inspiring conversations and reflections.
Connected But Not Reached T-Shirts
Browse our witty and thoughtful t-shirts designed for those who feel connected yet somewhat distant. Make a statement with humor and style.