Congressional Humor Enthusiast Gifts

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Prostate: 51st State

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Totalitarian Humour

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"How is it in Russia?"

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

What Could Go Wrong?

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'