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Conflicted Chief

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Trump pardons

Reagacentennial

Archival Warfare

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

The Berlin Peace Movement

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Sire, they also want dental."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"So we have met before..."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

The Art of Misdirection

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"My name's God, and I approve this message."