Fans Of Political Humor Gifts

Sabotage From the Top

"Donald Trump couldn't brain a blister."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trump pardons

The Berlin Peace Movement

Archival Warfare

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Totalitarian Humour

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Prostate: 51st State

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"How is it in Russia?"

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."