Politically Minded Humor Fans Gifts

"Wow...for the very first time, guns outnumber people in America!"

Archival Warfare

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

The Berlin Peace Movement

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Sire, they also want dental."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"So we have met before..."

Of Course, we can't expect things to be as good as they have been up to now

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'