Politics Humor Fan Gifts

"For a change of pace, you shout and answer and I'll make up a question."

"I banned the movie 'Christopher Robin' because people called me 'Winnie the Pooh.'""Maybe I should ban the movie 'Liar Liar.'"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Debtors' prison IS the safety net!'

'Sire, the people think your foreign policy is a little too foreign.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trump pardons

Trump! The Musical

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Putin and Zelensky

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The Berlin Peace Movement

Archival Warfare

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Official Fight Cards

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Prostate: 51st State

Totalitarian Humour