Political Comedy Fan Gifts

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"A government study, released today, called 'for a dozen more government studies...'"

'Take me from my leader.'

"What a happy moment for Europe - thank God for the French vote!"

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"I can't seem to reach the pedals on my trike any more..."

"I'm leaving politics in order to spend more time in prison."

'Is it important?'

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

'It must be Kenneth Clarke's latest idea!'

"I'm a family man - It's just that sometimes I get the families mixed up with each other."

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

Stand back and Stand By Comedian

"Vote for me!"

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

"They say there're doing this to present a unified front to defeat Trump in November..."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trump! The Musical

Putin and Zelensky

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Archival Warfare

The Berlin Peace Movement

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!