Confused Techie Gifts

Searching for a gift for the confused tech enthusiast? Our collection offers witty, clever products that capture the humorous side of navigating the tech world. Perfect for those who love gadgets and geeky humor, these gifts are designed to bring a smile and a laugh to any tech lover’s day. Whether they’re troubleshooting or just loving the latest device, find something special that speaks their language and adds a touch of humor to their tech journey.

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"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means." mockup

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!" mockup

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

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"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster." mockup

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

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Ascent of Machine.

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"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood." mockup

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

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"Invest in technology."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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Gadget geek.

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Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter. mockup

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

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"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else." mockup

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

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All the apps hidden within a phone mockup

All the apps hidden within a phone

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I've always been slower than computers...

I've always been slower than computers... mockup

I've always been slower than computers...

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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid." mockup

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

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'Everyone's in a rush these days!' mockup

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

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"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me." mockup

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

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Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department. mockup

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

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"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!" mockup

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

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A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard mockup

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

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"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..." mockup

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

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The Uses of a Stethoscope

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ." mockup

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

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"I'm just gonna do one more set." mockup

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

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Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz. mockup

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

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"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?" mockup

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

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"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are." mockup

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

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'I need a smarter computer.'

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Artificial Isle

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Confused Techie Gifts Collection

Confused Techie Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring confused techie humor—perfect for brightening their mornings with a splash of technology-related wit.

Confused Techie Pillows

Bring a smile to their space with pillows that celebrate the humorous side of being a tech lover—fun, comfy, and full of personality.

Confused Techie Prints

Decorate with prints that speak to the tech enthusiast’s quirky side. Perfect for adding some humor and personality to any room.

Confused Techie T-Shirts

Check out our selection of tech-themed t-shirts, designed to bring humor and personality to your confused techie’s wardrobe.