Confused Applicant Gifts

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

What do you think of the application so far?

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

Bureaucratic Position Interview

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'You'll be hearing from us! Hello?'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Cheer up, Nicole! What does Princeton know? Say, you got any plans for that last bit of cobbler?"

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

"Any other strengths?"

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Hey, lady...this application wants me to PRINT my name but OBVIOUSLY I don't carry my PRINTER with me!'

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

"Boy, you really know how to mess up a guy's resume."

She'll probably get in through clearing.

"We can still be friends, right?"

"Here, we want movers, but not shakers."

Working on my resume.

"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'