Cone Head Comedian Gifts

Looking for a gift for a comedy lover with a unique sense of humor? Our collection features fun, creative items inspired by the iconic cone head comedian. Whether they adore stand-up, parody, or just love a good laugh, these gifts will tickle their funny bone and brighten their day with a touch of wit.

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"You're right, you can hear the ocean." mockup

"You're right, you can hear the ocean."

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks." mockup

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

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Dog wearing a cone

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Teapot

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"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!" mockup

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

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"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

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'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.' mockup

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

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'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!' mockup

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

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"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM." mockup

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

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'This decaf's lousy.'

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'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.' mockup

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

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'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.'

'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.' mockup

'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.'

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"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher." mockup

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

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"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car." mockup

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

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Swelling

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"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine." mockup

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

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"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday." mockup

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

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"I like to keep my option open."

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'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?' mockup

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

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Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection." mockup

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

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'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?' mockup

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

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'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!' mockup

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

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"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

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"Is that decaf?"

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Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.' mockup

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

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"Actually, I am underwater."

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'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own. mockup

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

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'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.' mockup

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

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Stirrbucks

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Does THAT satisfy your commitment to the Trade Description Act?

Does THAT satisfy your commitment to the Trade Description Act? mockup

Does THAT satisfy your commitment to the Trade Description Act?

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'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.' mockup

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

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Cone Head Comedian Gifts Collection

Cone Head Comedian Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring the cone head comedian — perfect for fans who love laughter with their morning coffee.

Cone Head Comedian Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows with cone head themes — a fun way to brighten up any room.

Cone Head Comedian Prints

Browse our prints inspired by cone head comedians — perfect for gifting a touch of comedy and creativity.

Cone Head Comedian T-Shirts

Discover our funny t-shirts inspired by cone head comedy — ideal for fans wanting to wear their humor proudly.