Concert Hall Critic Pillows

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Poor acoustics

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano Recital

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Popera!

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Singer and her microphone

Cesar Franck

The Music Critic.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Dino Fest