City Hall Critic Pillows

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

No Immediate Danger

Hoodie Hang-out

Virtual Doctor

SF NO

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Social Welfare next!

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

The Pope

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"It was a little preachy."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Urban Expansion

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"I think it's the company logo."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

Applications

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Biden immigration laws.

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

Partisan Politics

Men Working Since 1931

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

REALLY boring sermons

'From now on. We're going to punt it.

Martin Luther.