City Council Crusader Pillows

Applications

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Which One is Pulling Out?

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Poor man and rich man

'We lost funding.'

"Tough group."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

"We audit at dawn."

'To me, Sims, money is just the means to a higher-end...to make more money.'

Gun control

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

Water carriers/bearers.

GOP: 'The Lord helps those who pay Congress to help themselves!'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Internet Uprising

Nicola Sturgeon

Super Six

'Yes, Mr Brown, I am aware that 'Tax' is Latin for 'estimate'. But you can't just guess at the numbers!'

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

You're living in the past, sir. We closed that loophole years ago.

Women's Vote and the GOP.

'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'Your home district or mine?'

'...and then I began reading the book of New Regulations.'