City Council Crusader Pillows

Applications

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Poor man and rich man

'We lost funding.'

"Tough group."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"We audit at dawn."

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

'To me, Sims, money is just the means to a higher-end...to make more money.'

Gun control

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

Water carriers/bearers.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Internet Uprising

Nicola Sturgeon

GOP: 'The Lord helps those who pay Congress to help themselves!'

Super Six

'Yes, Mr Brown, I am aware that 'Tax' is Latin for 'estimate'. But you can't just guess at the numbers!'

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

You're living in the past, sir. We closed that loophole years ago.

'Your home district or mine?'

'...and then I began reading the book of New Regulations.'

'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Women's Vote and the GOP.

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'