Concert Hall Enthusiast Pillows

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Italica

Bassoons.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Songbird.