Concert Hall Enthusiast Pillows

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

George Michael

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Elvis Presley

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Italica

Bassoons.

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Freddie Mercury

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Jeff Beck.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."