Concert-going Grandpa Pillows

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Prize vegetables.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

A Symphony of Penguins

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Local Knowledge

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Thomas Mann.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Feel free to take notes."

Bite out of fishing pier.