Music-loving Grandparent Pillows

Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

The cell phone soother for life.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Lucky Stars.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Pianist.

His master's voice

Young MacDonald

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"I'm an assistance dog."

A breastfeeding child learns music

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

Elderly tightrope walker.

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'I'm pregnant.'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as scrolling down to find my year of birth."

'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

'You realize I have to tell grandma about this?'

'Why can't my mother be more like my grandmother?'

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'

Baby Lullaby

'There's gin in the thermos. Make sure not to share it with the kids, even if they lose.'

ACME Kissograns...

'Grandpa, can your inner child come out and play?'