Music Enthusiast Family Pillows

His master's voice

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

Michael Jackson.

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Punk Reindeer

Serenading

I love my family!

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.