Music Enthusiast Sibling Pillows

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Warhol Exhibit

Loud Chorister

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

His master's voice

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

A cat composer

Artist's Perspective

"The innocence seems forced."

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

The small servant's dinner

The world's oldest braided rug

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

Telescopic Philanthropy - Foreign and Domestic Philanthropy