Musically-inclined Sibling Pillows

Loud Chorister

A cat composer

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Warhol Exhibit

"Thank God you're here. Walter has been Barry Manilowing us to death."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

His master's voice

The Wolfman's Brother

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'You know, I think the kid's actually improving!' (dog is playing the violin).

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?