Family Band Enthusiast Pillows

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Michael Jackson.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Six jazz instruments.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Robbie Williams

Louis Armstrong.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Couple sharing earbuds.

Von Trapp family masks

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family sitting on sofa.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Guitar Hero.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

A couple with a new baby

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

How hit songs get their names

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."