Family Band Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

Six jazz instruments.

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

Louis Armstrong.

'They're a very successful family.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Von Trapp family masks

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Guitar Hero.

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

A couple with a new baby

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'