Boy Band Aficionado T-Shirts

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

Orchestra.

George Michael

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Man, times have changed.'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Elvis Presley

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Woman crying with happiness.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Fossil record player.

Eric Clapton.

Bryan Ferry

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Violin Practise

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Jimi Hendrix.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Elevator Music

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."