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'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Man, times have changed.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

Woman crying with happiness.

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Violin Practise

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Elevator Music

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar