Boy Band Devotee T-Shirts

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

I love my Timpani

Robbie Williams

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Peter Gabriel

How hit songs get their names

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

And the die is cast!

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

National Opera: Wriggletto

Pink Floyd.

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

Boy Bandy

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

"You guys know any more drummers? Another one just combusted."

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

Love in The Heights

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'

Indie Kid.

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"