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"Dad, as the Balladeering Bermudezes, we should be able to express our own identity! All of us wearing the same costume just doesn't work!"

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

EWE 2.

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Robbie Williams

Couple sharing earbuds.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Guitar Hero.

How hit songs get their names

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

Courtney Love

Muse

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

"I Love U2."

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

'Dad's my roadie.'

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

The Bleat Boys

'It's a Marimba!'

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'