Concert-going Grandpa Mugs

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

A Symphony of Penguins

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'But I digress...'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Robert Fripp

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Thomas Mann.

Local Knowledge

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Feel free to take notes."