Conceptual Caffeineist Gifts

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Eternal Student.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Allegro con molto espresso

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You're never home."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'