Concentration Challenger Gifts

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Alternative Medicine

Do not think outside the box!

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I've got it written down...'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'Confusionism'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Ruff! Ruff!

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'