Concentration Challenger Gifts

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Alternative Medicine

Do not think outside the box!

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

'I've got it written down...'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'Confusionism'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Ruff! Ruff!

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."