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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Watson hail a hansom cab.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

Ironing day.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Bobbies library of jeans

Moulin Rouge Security

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Labradoodle"

"And how would you like your steak?"

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Cowboy

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

Long suffering cricket wife

"Do you want to sign this legislation now Senator, or wait till you finish coloring Goofy's silly pants?"

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

Bob hated working over-time.

'...Because its easy to draw.'