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Sherlock Holmes.

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"The knights of the round accent table"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

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Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

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Pizza at the Round Table

Knights of the Round Whatever

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

The Town Tweeter

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

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Thomas Wolsey

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry VIII

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

Walter Raleigh

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"

"His encounter with the Green Knight has certainly changed Sir Gawain."