Arthur Conan Doyle Fan Gifts

Sherlock Holmes.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"The knights of the round accent table"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

100 best beheadings

"And how would you like your steak?"

Listening to Coldplay.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Thor's Other Tools

Pizza at the Round Table

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Knights of the Round Whatever

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

The Town Tweeter

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

'Soup's off.'

The Lady Of The Leek.

Sherlock Holmes

Thomas Wolsey

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

Walter Raleigh

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"