Arthur Miller Fan T-Shirts

Death Of A Salesman.

Love a Mutt

Lady of the bath...

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

Knights of the bedside table.

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Pizza at the Round Table

Knights of the Round Whatever

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Lady of the Remote

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

The Lady of the Lake 2001

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Sherlock Holmes.

After several months, King Arthur conceded that the spherical table just wasn't working.