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'Thanks for stopping by. May I call you Grim?'

Love a Mutt

Lady of the bath...

"The knights of the round accent table"

Swiss army knife

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Knights of the Square Table.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

Lady of the Remote

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Leos Janacek

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

After several months, King Arthur conceded that the spherical table just wasn't working.

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'