Fan Of Arthur Miller Pillows

'Thanks for stopping by. May I call you Grim?'

Love a Mutt

Lady of the bath...

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Leos Janacek

Lady of the Remote

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

The Lady Of The Leek.

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

After several months, King Arthur conceded that the spherical table just wasn't working.

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'