Fan Of King Arthur Pillows

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Lady of the bath...

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'd like a round table!'

Medieval headlines.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Knights of the Square Table.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Pizza at the Round Table

Knights of the Round Whatever

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

Lady of the Remote

Camelot Arms Fair

Sir Cowalot.