Arthurian Legend Admirer Pillows

After several months, King Arthur conceded that the spherical table just wasn't working.

"I'm going to need to speak to someone from either personnel or maintenance."

Lady of the Remote

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

'Behold Excalibur! Whoops!'

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Lady of the bath...

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'd like a round table!'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Knights of the Square Table.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

"They're my Knights of the Round Table! - Stop calling them my focus group!"

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Sir Cowalot.

Camelot Arms Fair