King Arthur Admirer Pillows

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

Lady of the bath...

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Swiss army knife

The Frog Prince

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

Car joust.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Jester Surgeon

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Robert Schumann

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Charles Baudelaire

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."