King Arthur Enthusiasts Pillows

Whosoever pulls this sword from the stone shalt become king. Sure, but it's a lot better than going through months of primaries and caucuses!

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

All Knight Diner

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Swiss army knife

"She wishes to range free!"

'The Burrito King.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'The Saxon King' pub

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Medieval headlines.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

The Royal Wii.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'