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'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

All Knight Diner

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

Swiss army knife

"She wishes to range free!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'The Saxon King' pub

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Medieval headlines.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King