King Arthur Enthusiast T-Shirts

"His encounter with the Green Knight has certainly changed Sir Gawain."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Lady of the bath...

"He's his own worst enemy."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The Burrito King.'

Swiss army knife

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Knights of the bedside table.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'The Saxon King' pub

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'The knights are drawing closer'

Medieval headlines.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Knights of the Square Table.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Don Quichotte

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Don Quilowatte

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Inside voice!

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'