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"His encounter with the Green Knight has certainly changed Sir Gawain."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Lady of the bath...

"He's his own worst enemy."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The Burrito King.'

Knights of the bedside table.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'The Saxon King' pub

'The knights are drawing closer'

Medieval headlines.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Knights of the Square Table.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Don Quichotte

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Don Quilowatte

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knights of the Round Whatever

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."