King Arthur Admirer Gifts

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

Lady of the bath...

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Swiss army knife

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Car joust.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Robert Schumann

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Charles Baudelaire

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"What good is power if you don't use it?"