Fan Of King Arthur Mugs

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Lady of the bath...

"The knights of the round accent table"

Swiss army knife

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'd like a round table!'

Medieval headlines.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

Pizza at the Round Table

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

Museum of Legend. 6th Century. King Arthur. I wonder which one of King Arthur's knights invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

P.C. in the Stone

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

Lady of the Remote

Camelot Arms Fair