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'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Lady of the bath...

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"The knights of the round accent table"

Swiss army knife

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'd like a round table!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Researching the opossum article.'

Pizza at the Round Table

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Lady of the Remote

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Baby Marsupial On Board

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Camelot Arms Fair

The Easter Bilby

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

"I thought this would be easier than a drawn-out political campaign."