Computer Manual Collector Gifts

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Fast Food Menu Selections

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Waiting Room Quarterly

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Bearded Leftie.

Prayboy

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"....and hold the garlic."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Early Laptops.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Try his land line.'

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."