Computer Manual Collector Gifts

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

The Working Woman's Magazine

Ask me about my litter! !

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Fast Food Menu Selections

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Waiting Room Quarterly

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Bearded Leftie.

Prayboy

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Early Laptops.'

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Alien Beauty Magazine

"....and hold the garlic."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'And that,and that,and that...'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Try his land line.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)