Compulsive Shopper Gifts

National Shopaholics Anonymous.

"You always think this is going to be the sconce that change everything for you."

Shopping Torture

Impuse items aisle.

"I know I said I didn't like it on the rack, but it fit like a dream so I had to buy it."

New Mall

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"I've been window-shopping..."

Man on Stilts in a Market

Jumble Sale

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

It was an impulse buy.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'