Compulsive Shoppers Gifts

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Expensive greeting cards.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Jumble Sale

"I've been window-shopping..."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

It was an impulse buy.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shopping Torture

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."