Compulsive Shopper Mugs

"You always think this is going to be the sconce that change everything for you."

Shopping Torture

Impuse items aisle.

"I know I said I didn't like it on the rack, but it fit like a dream so I had to buy it."

New Mall

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"I've been window-shopping..."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

(Direct to the Consumer)

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Jumble Sale

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

It was an impulse buy.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"