Competitive Shepherd Gifts

Extreme Sheepherding

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Agility God

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Yummy Mummies

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Football player taking the ball home.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

'Big advantage!!'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Rock, paper, scissors

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'