Competitive Shepherd Pillows

Extreme Sheepherding

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Agility God

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Yummy Mummies

Danth battle?

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Football player taking the ball home.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

'Big advantage!!'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

A Man mixing up his sports.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Rock, paper, scissors

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."