Competition King Pillows

'Guess what? I won again.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Alpha Seltzer

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Trojan Hurdler.

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"