Competition Day Gifts

English competition.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Tension filled the tent.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Eat my dust!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'